Mutation Humor Gifts

'Oh, sure, that little punk Peter Parker gets bitten by a spider...me, I get slimed by a radioactive snail'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Mutation D614G

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"I've mutated."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

Genetic Research and Engineering Department (sign has 6 fingers)

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

If the fruit isn't genetically modified, explain the fruit fly.

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

'Is the fire included?'

Covid 19 Variant

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"Hello? Beasts of the Field? This is Lou, over in Birds of the Air. Anything funny going on at your end?"

"Your giant virus experiment is a success."

"Oh you had to cross the cattle grid, didn't you?!"

Would you mind if I hung round your backside for a while?

Center for the research and development of abnormally large strains of fruit.

Institute of Genetic Engineering

"I got hit by a gamma ray burst!"

The evolution of triathletes.

'Ha, ha! -- Neanderthals can't jump!'

"Ich habe einen ziemlich miesen DNA-Tag."

'Thanks for bringin up the mail, so what's new with you, Phil?'

Radioactive area

Please don't tell the cows they are in a cartoon.

Christmas Sale Special