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The Phantom Of The Garden

'I'm just a girl who can't say no.' (Woman at a speech therapist).

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

"One more version of 'Climb Every Mountain' and I'll throttle you."

'Fiddler on a hot tin roof.'

'I got it! Let's get everyone together, clean up that old building out back, and put on a musical!'

'We had to donwsize.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

Oklahoma! "Never mind the farmer and the cowman, reconcile the performer and the latecomer then I'll be impressed!"

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

'I'm singing in disdain...'

Test tube baby singing: 'All I want is a womb somewhere...'

Les Miserables: 'Oh, for mercy's sake - lighten up!'

"There's nothing like a dame!"

Trump! The Musical

Singing in the rain 2: The reckoning.

'I don't recall Pamela Anderson playing sister Maria.'

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

George's method acting preparation for his role in 'Cats' was starting to annoy the neighbours.

Cats the musical

In Deep Denial

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

"Me? I'm just here for the babes."

Unbroken Eye Contact: The Musical

My Fair Lady Twitter

"Pizza delivery for The Phantom."

"I thought I told you to wash that man right out of your hair and send him on his way."

The cleaner of the opera.

Sweeney Todd.

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"Commuters"

Boarway Show