Musical Wave Maker Mugs

Rock the Boat.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Marimba

Guitarist

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

Piano Recital

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Eric Clapton.

Guitar Man.

Artist and Musician

Musical notes bubble gum.

Music downloads

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

New music conference

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Six jazz instruments.

Noel Coward.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

Bagpipes in the bath.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

A woman playing a keyboard

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"Check out this new store."

French horn.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."