Musical Universe Explorer Mugs

Hit it! The Big Band Theory.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Theorbo

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

Musical Web

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

Film Star Robert de Niro

Musical genres

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Musician's Fishing Trip

Bass Clef

'Awesome!'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

music store

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

'What happened to the little flute?'

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

Violinists.

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"Two directors, three adaptations plus 3-D, and they STILL screw it up!"

Deadheads searching for a new band!