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"The Royal Opera wouldn't have me, so I decided to become a singing psychiatrist."

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

A Symphony of Penguins

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Can You Spot the Differences?

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Baby Piano

Guitarist

Marimba

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

He kept up his guitar practise...

Omara Portuondo

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Impressing dad.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

A Fairytale Update

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Felix Mendelssohn

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"