Musical Taste Pillows

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

"I must be getting old. They're playing my favorite son on the muzak!"

Trump! The Musical

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Too much cilantro

Covid Music

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Von Trapp family masks

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

Joseph and his coat

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"Home school marching band"

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

"Those who can can, dance."

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

"Looks like Broadway's back."

'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

"Missed the musical. Downloaded the ringtone."

Liza Minnelli

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