Musical Taste Pillows

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

"I must be getting old. They're playing my favorite son on the muzak!"

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Trump! The Musical

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Too much cilantro

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Covid Music

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Von Trapp family masks

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Joseph and his coat

"Home school marching band"

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

"Looks like Broadway's back."

"Those who can can, dance."

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.