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An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

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"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

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'Would it be cruelly ironic to shape our new cholesterol medication like little eggs?'

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"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'And here's the toolkit.'

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

'I don't want just a bunch of 'yes' men around here! Hire a couple of women!'

'You know when kids are good or bad? Are you with NSA?'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

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"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

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'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

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