Musical Romantics Pillows

"I thought 'viola da gamba' and then, of course, I thought of you."

Busker in Tunnel of Love.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Right click for yes...

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Scientists are sexy

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Cupid paints Stop sign

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

Book publishing.

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Tristan and Isolde

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

Love in Boom

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

A thief steals a heart

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Edvard Grieg.

Violin Romance

A tuba and love hearts

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

It's the thought that counts!

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

William Wordsworth