Musical Parent Mugs

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Baby Brunhilde

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

Cat on guitar

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

"Quick mommy, call Sothebys."

Igloo Art.

'Say, Dad - this story is the same as last night's story.'

Michelangelo's Parents - 1481

'Children are all right, Carson, except they're so damned unprofitable.'

'I painted the very same picture when I was in second grade and didn't even get a 'D'!'

'Oh, don't even think about living life vicariously through me!'

A breastfeeding child learns music

"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"

'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'

'You know, I think the kid's actually improving!' (dog is playing the violin).

Our son is so talented! But how do we get him into Juilliard?

'I'm pregnant.'

"Your son is quite the little bookworm."

Stage Sketches

"She's already on adult coloring books."

'Hi, we're Tommy Canters parents. . . you might recognise us from his drawings of us??'

Kid with busted drum to mom: 'Dad doesn't believe in starting off each day with a song.'

'I'm a cardiologist with a child in third grade art class. What can I say?'

Organ Donor Unit

Baby Lullaby