Musical Painter Pillows

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

The Art Student.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Jack of all trades

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

The Artist

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

The DaVinci Code

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Rhapsody in Blue.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Painting clouds

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Felix Mendelssohn

(Camel paintings)

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Painting the Ceiling

Horti-Culture

Distractions Of The Great

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Use your imagination.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'