Musical Mom Pillows

Organ Donor Unit

"Mama Mia, Mama Mia!"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Domestic Superheroes!!

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

The Baby Walker

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"First class, or with children?"

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Dog yoga

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

What the Doctor Ordered

A midwife holding a baby