Musical Mixmaster Prints

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"An everything Martini, please."

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

Veloci-Rapper

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Books-CDs-Tapes.

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

Piano Bar

Angel and Devil Music.

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Beethoven's 10th

Clam - The Dance Mix

House trained cat

My Dog Scratch

The DJ

"Jimmy! Guy out here is asking for an 'All The Money In Your Register'. Is that with gin or vodka?"

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

Ice pack for the heart.

"I think there's been a clerical error!"

Social Networking .

DJ.

Mix Breed

Car cries out for classical music, while young lad wants to put on loud pumping music.

"You realise if we're going to be proper urban foxes there's to be no more Country music in the den."

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'

"How can I lose weight when I don't like any of this month's Top 10 Workout Songs?"