
"Butcher a tune for you today, ma'am?"
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"Butcher a tune for you today, ma'am?"
T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'
'Steak Ted?'
'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'
'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'
"Rump roast?"
"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."
Important Food Groups
"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."
'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'
'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'
"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."
"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."
6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue
Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.
Cow of BEEF
"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"
"What do you have that won't kill me?"
Would you mind putting the barbecue out?
Eat Beef
"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."
A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat
Platter confusion.
"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"
'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'
Family Butcher.
"I assume you're on the paleo diet."
Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.
'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'
I don
"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."
"Oooh... bacon!"
"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"
*=Hotdog
'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'
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