Musical Justice Mugs

All together now! Let's sing our decision!

Trial by Media

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Now that's a win."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

Anti-war libra.

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Now that I've swung back to depression, I'm truly sorry for what I did when I was manic."

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

Stop and Birch

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"Lights! Camera! Justice!"

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

Before the riots/after the riots

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

"White Collar Prison"