Musical Irony Lover Prints

It was humming. What did you expect me to do? Teach it the words?

"Lemme tell you how I feel about high blood pressure, Mr. McGuinn."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"Needs to get a life"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"Eat my dust!"

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

Cactus seats.

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.