Musical Ears Mugs

"Yeah, wolves are a threat, but you have to admit their howling is quite melodious..."

Rocking Witches.

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Dirty Grazing.

Jupiter

No, when I said "Who has Van Gogh's ear?" I was asking whose advice he follows.

Performer

'NEXT!'

Dog Owner.

Ear Bud Hijacking

Appliance Theatre

Ant Mishbehavin'

Pianist winds key to his piano before concert.

'There it goes again,,,everytime I get into a good gallop,,,that damn music,,,'

"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there."

Conducting Cats

"I am trying to keep it low key."

"Err hello, is this the listerning bank?"

Jazz Cans

'Are you sure this conversation is confidential, doctor?'

The Humpback of Notre Dame.

"I see you still have the president's ear."

'We really weren't paying attention, so based on a game of Musical Chairs, we find the defendant...'

"But Burr, do you demand satisfaction so much as to go to New Jersey for it?"

'Which way to the club house?'

This next song also about the one who got away.

Hamilton Souvenirs. Theater. I got a tiny statue of the guy who dueled with Alexander Hamilton. Ah, a "Burr-ito"!