Musical Board Meeting Mugs

'Our new director is also a choir director. He will lead us in singing our company fight song.'

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

'Thanks to our exensive cost-cutting efforts, we managed to turn a profit.'

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

". . . and in the immortal words of the man on our nameplate, 'In this world, nothing is certain but death.'"

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'Let's not look at it as failure. lets look at it as a chance to do better.'

'Hold on ? I have a followup question for you to evade.'

"In order to expedite this meeting, I'm putting you all on mute."

"Mitchell will now review the quarterly earnings. Please fasten seat belts and place chairs in upright position."

'So, after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, the financial report is approved.'

"And here is the winning board of the year."

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

'Sorry I'm late!'

"All in favor, say, 'A.I.'."

Dog Owner.

"I accept this award...for my team...who are cheering way too loudly."

"Now now Mrs Butterworth, you were warned that there were going to be cuts to the arts and crafts budget."

"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

Shareholders Meeting - The next item is Directors' salaries....

'Mr Chairman, it's nearly midnight. Can we move on to item two?'

"In accordance with the by-laws of this corporation, you get all the milk you want but only two cookies each."

'Your first board meeting?'