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'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

Concert Pianist.

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Orchestra.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Quartet of chefs.

Team Flute

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

Bob’s Museum

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"Can you perform under pressure?"

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

The violin lesson

'I believe you were first.'

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

Guitar emergency.

Dolores O'Riordan

'Work the ring! Use the Jab! Watch out for the left hook! And turn off your iPod.'

Johann Sebastian Bach

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

25 years later, the Guitar Hero Band gets back together.

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

Legends of Hold Music

'Oops - it's not a stethoscope - it's my ipod!'

'I guess we're flying by instruments.'

Organist

'If that aquarium is supposed to help me relax, it's not really working.'

Coronavirus Self-isolation Children's Activities.

Ernie is producing a new TV show! Contestant musicians play their national anthem and judges pick winners in various categories. Some of the anthems we'll hear on the next show are "O Canada" from Canada, "Jana Gana Mana" from India, "Meda Dau Doka" from Fiji, "Patria Amada" from Mozambique and "God Save the Queen" from the United Kingdom! Ernie, I think your show is very good but you do create some confusion by calling it "The Country Music Awards."

Koto

'Do you know what happened to my new CD? ...the one I played all yesterday and last night.'

'I love my Oboe.'