Music Tutor Gifts

Bass Clef

Major and minor keys

"I've come about the guitar lessons..."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Louis Armstrong

I will study my speling words...

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Baby Piano

Cimafunk

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

Marimba

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Lennon and McCartney.

Impressing dad.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Rhapsody in Blue.

Omara Portuondo

He kept up his guitar practise...

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Concert Pianist.

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

No Elgar!

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Theorbo

Daughters on the beach

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'