Music Time Traveler Pillows

Pink Floyd

"My Tia Zulema is pretty old-fashioned...she has the weirdest stuff...check out these ancient CDs... Who's '45 RPM'?"

Senior Citizen Music Fans

We love the Rolling Stones...

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

Moses on the web

"We're following Carrot Top."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

E=mc2.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Danger Slow Sand.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."