Music Technology Transformer Prints

'So now I just download through my wireless broadband onto my windows media player, convert the MP3 song in Itunes, connect via USB and record onto my compact cassette tape'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Mozart on a computer,

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

Gramophone Headphone

'Since you think better in there, Hawkins, how's the McNulty account coming?'

Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!

Music Technology

"Grandpa is so old he can remember the first time he saw someone walking down the street talking on a phone"

Roadie Rage

Man tries on cape

'Man, I need to update my business.'

"The frog formerly known as Prince"

The end of the cassette

"I'm only going to say this to you once...for I've now got a loop pedal..."

Robert P. (All Three Formats)

Break Glass in Emergency.

'There HAS to more to life than this!!'