Music Taste Explorer Prints

"Hell, as Jean-Paul Sartre once said, is other peoples' inheritance tracks."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Theorbo

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

Chicken soup books

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Sex Section in the Library

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

I love Marimba

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Military history

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

Best sellers/Worst Sellers.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Bass Clef