Music Taste Explorer Prints

"Hell, as Jean-Paul Sartre once said, is other peoples' inheritance tracks."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Theorbo

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

Chicken soup books

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Sex Section in the Library

I love Marimba

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

Best sellers/Worst Sellers.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

Military history

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'Awesome!'

Bass Clef