Music Rights Advocates Gifts

"You will never play Rolling Stones music, is that clear!?"

George Martin

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Judge about dancing lawyer: 'When you get to the second stanza of this song and dance, please approach the bench.'

Musical Fight

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"This next song is about unbridled corporate greed and its propensity to decimate the planet … I hope you like it."

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"Can you perform under pressure?"

Rescuing the Music Industry.

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

All together now! Let's sing our decision!

'You look and sound like a real pro.'

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

'You have the right to remain silent...'

Simon Cowell

Art Theft

"Hows the protest song coming along Bill?"

Liz Ripple All-Girl band - an equal opportunity employer.

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

American Heroes

Miss T-T

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

Blues Music in a Litigious World

Dido

Tin Pan Alley - There May Be Trouble Ahead

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

"Mostly Mozart, nothing. It's all Mozart or no Mozart."

"That's very deep house."

Psychiatrist's patient plays trumpet.

Fanny Mendelssohn

"Sorry guys, the labels decided it's time to give up touring."

Platinum Baby Shark