Music Publishing Prints

Tin Pan Alley - There May Be Trouble Ahead

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

Louis Armstrong

A Symphony of Penguins

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Mardi Gras

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Can You Spot the Differences?

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Baby Piano

Robert Fripp

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Guitarist

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Marimba

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Tut and Carmen.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Cimafunk

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."