Music Obsessed Driver Pillows

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Punk Reindeer

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Covid Music

Volcaniax

Robbie Williams

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Music for car stereos

Gangsta wrap.

"Turn down the bass."

Robert Burns

Guitar.

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

'Look, Dad - A punker!'

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

Name stickers on car windscreen.

"I was expecting a bigger crowd."

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

Fuzz - Max almost chokes on his own vomit.

'Work the ring! Use the Jab! Watch out for the left hook! And turn off your iPod.'

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

Hmmm

Orchestra playing to working man.

"It turns out you're not A, B or AB but the much rarer ABBA blood group."

Driving home for Christmas.

Last Street Musician for 500 Miles...

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

Steve Vai