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Musical Pipe

Liam Gallagher.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Musical Web

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"What are you doing?"

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Music & Gym'

Robert Drake

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Gramaphone Man.

Musician

Musical Note Nail

Piano Prompt

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"Can you perform under pressure?"

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

Mozart Clarinet

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

His master's voice

Rod Stewart

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

Bass Clef

Music Piracy

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

The Beatles

"I heard they got back together."

Wallpaper Music