Music-loving Workaholic Gifts

Orchestra playing to working man.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Covid Music

You're a workaholic, Jan.

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

'This new 4570mhz system with super high-speed dsl internet connection will allow you to work 50% harder and I'll be able to keep in touch with you from my yacht.'

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

"Don't be irreplaceable, because if you can't be replaced...you can't be promoted."

"That must be the new 'sit-work' desk."

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"George was only interested in mega-bytes, so I got him this rottweiler..."

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."

"I don't think I'll go in today. I just dreamed a whole day's work, including lunch."

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

'My life is finely balanced between my work and my work.'

'Of course, 70 hours a week is a lot of working time. But in about six months, when you're divorced and isolated, you'll stop worrying about it.'

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

'How can you call yourself a workaholic if you don't even have a Blackberry Thumb?'