Music-loving Workaholic Gifts

Orchestra playing to working man.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Covid Music

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

"I have had three work-related heart attacks, witch shows you that I care about my job."

'This new 4570mhz system with super high-speed dsl internet connection will allow you to work 50% harder and I'll be able to keep in touch with you from my yacht.'

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"That must be the new 'sit-work' desk."

"Don't be irreplaceable, because if you can't be replaced...you can't be promoted."

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"...Also, true love is eventually tax deductible."

"I don't think I'll go in today. I just dreamed a whole day's work, including lunch."

"George was only interested in mega-bytes, so I got him this rottweiler..."

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

'My life is finely balanced between my work and my work.'

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

'Of course, 70 hours a week is a lot of working time. But in about six months, when you're divorced and isolated, you'll stop worrying about it.'

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'

'Poor Jenkins passed on. He worked here for 42 years, he never called in sick and he always worked overtime. What an idiot.'

'How can you call yourself a workaholic if you don't even have a Blackberry Thumb?'