Music Lovers With A Dark Sense Of Humor Prints

"The safest way back into the charts is a dramatic death after a party with girls, booze, and drugs!"

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

Pastries and Candy

"I thought you wanted me to change."

End the Winter Blues

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Puss in cement boots"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

'Will you be wanting this?'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Bureau of the Damned

"From this you make a living?"

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

Note Book

'We want you to take the hindmost.'

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

They grow up so fast, so we're already putting money away for bail.

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

'Do you have it in black?'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'