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Freddy Starr died here.

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

"You know you're getting old when..."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Neil Young

Art Garfunkel.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"Horton hears The Who!"

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

His master's voice

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Mick Jagger at 95.

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

His Master Voice Desert Island

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

"O.K., maybe it's not as exciting as the old clubs, but I doubt that Giuliani will try to close it down."

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

How Jimi Hendrix picked his nose.

"I've got an extremely rare Dusty Springfield."

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

"Would you mind turning down your Walkman just a little!"

Sony Dorkman