Music Festival Fanatic Pillows

Elton John Glastonbury

Extreme Sound Engineering

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

And then, right in the middle of a Warrant/Winger double bill, Rob Myers becomes the first person in history to actually have his socks rocked off.

Joan Jett

Glastonbury. After.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

Cimafunk

Face painting.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Southwark Fair.

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Rainbow Quartet

"Free Bird!"

Pearly King and Queen

Punk Reindeer

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Quartet.

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

The Running of the Brie

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'