Music Fanfare Lover Mugs

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

A Symphony of Penguins

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I could have danced all night!

Tut and Carmen.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Omara Portuondo

Impressing dad.

A Fairytale Update

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Romantic Violinist.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Triangle

At the rock concert...

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Taking a peek at the audience

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Wolf Karaoke

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.