Music And Magic Mixologist Pillows

Indian snake charmer raising toothpaste

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Yoga for Alcoholics

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Shaken not stirred

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Sorry, that's not my table."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Baloneystini

The Martini is invented.

You're the olive in my martini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"A bloody Martian, please."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Rabbit Punch

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'The first cocktail.'

Mediterranean Martini

My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.