Music And Finance Fusion Prints

Accountant sings the blues

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

Synesthesia in action... "There it is - my piano concerto."

'I love Brahms' 2nd Symphony in A minor, especially the part where it pauses and the voice says, 'Please hold for the next available broker'.'

Cowpunk

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Cellist uses his bow to play snooker with.

Groovy witch.

'Condensed-Matter blues'

Early Baroque and Roll

Mexico is struck by Beatlemania

"It's a dizzying picture of hip hop, trip hop and bee-bop...."

"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."

'And for the artsy crowd, Benson, from accounting, will repeat my words through interpretive dance.'

My next song is for all of you with unbalanced portfolios...

'I'm sorry. I just can't read music.'

Latin-Techno Night "Used Mexican Mobile, Senor?"

'Morris dancing' "As part of 'Cool Britannia' it's actually our chefs cousin Morris who's heavily into hip hop..."

Jester with scratch cards. "I need to win some money to fund my arts project."

The Stradivarius Synthesizer

'You haven't lived until you've heard rap done in harp music.'

"This song is for anyone who has ever loved and lost in the market."

'Yes sir, both your precious metal and heavy metal investments are doing well.'

'I love these market updates they now have on each hole.'

Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith & Mick Jagger

'Your credit rating is poor to fair. I'd like to get that up a bit.'

"Your Judaica shop?"