Mushroom Forager Prints

'Try looking on the bright side - they could save you a trip to the supermarket.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"Bummer. I've never heard of a pixie who's allergic to his own dust."

"Try to spend less time in your cellar."

Morel of the story

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

" 'Unlimited salad bar' sounded better on the menu."

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

Gene Manipulation

'Are these mushrooms edible?'

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Mushrooms of New York

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Goblin.

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

Black Truffles!

The mushroom pickers

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."