Mushroom Cultivation Prints

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay,,,and grow mushrooms,'

Shiitake Happens

The Champignon Bell

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

"They ran out of straw so they're using mushroom compost."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

An old man growing berries

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

You will always find a spot to garden

'This species of fungi was last spotted in Oxford by Alice Liddell in 1862!'

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Gene Manipulation

Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"Aren't you worried you might poison your customers?"

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Goblin.

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

"Hunters turned philosophers"

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Nuclear Families

Arctic Hothouse

Mushrooms of New York

Black Truffles!

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

Magic mushroom

"I recommend the mushrooms."

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'