Muscle Metamorphosists Mugs

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"You've changed."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'You've changed.'

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

Caterpillar Paranoia

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

Insect Police. There's his mug shot and this is a computer generated image of what he might look like today.

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

'Your honor, my client feels you should recuse yourself as he is a cat person.'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"I'm open to new things."

Metamorphosis is coming.

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"

I think I've been stuck in my tiny apartment too long.

No, he's not metamorphosing. He's in a time-out.

3 Pupas in their Cocoons with Satellite dishes attached to them.

Butterfly looking through hospital nursery window at caterpillars in bassinets.