Muscle Metamorphosists Mugs

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"You've changed."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'You've changed.'

"You have a heart murmur and I'm starting to hear your liver and kidneys complain."

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

Caterpillar Paranoia

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

'Your honor, my client feels you should recuse yourself as he is a cat person.'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

3 Pupas in their Cocoons with Satellite dishes attached to them.

"It doesn't matter how many people tell me I'm beautiful. Inside, I still feel like the fat caterpillar all the other kids teased unmercifully!"

Butterfly looking through hospital nursery window at caterpillars in bassinets.

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."