Muscle Magician Pillows

"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."

"Just a few pumps more...!"

'How fast can you hype?'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Domestic Goddess.

Team Leader

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"This will be a tricky operation."

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Congratulations, Gentlemen! We removed it from his skull without damaging his funny bone!"

"When will you be starting building work on the lower body?"

Culinary surgery.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Stealing thoughts.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'In keeping with the team approach, we've traded you for two middle managers to be named later.'

Important Muscles.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"We can succeed if our target audience is not made up of rational human beings."

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

The quarantine self cut.

Macho man body building club.

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

'The good news is consumer confidence is up. And the REALLY good news is consumer gullibility is Way up.'