Murphy's Law Expert Mugs

"With our luck, it's probably not a mirage."

'Center for the Study of Murphy's Law' (Closed today because everything that could go wrong, did go wrong.)

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

"Overruled."

Jasper Coot: 'Osama shoulda named me to the Supreme Court! I ain't no judge, so I'm qualified! Hell. I ann't even a damn lawyer! But Lord knows, I am judgemental!

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Jaws 3 - The Litigation

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

Law Offices

"He was just a year away from retirement."

"Everything in your life has gone smoothly. That's a violation of Murphy's law."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

"So, do we change ends after a fifteen-minute recess?"

"I can't decide whether to specialize in criminal law or legal punditry."

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

What did you know?/When did you know it?

'You, me, them...these days we're all someone's intellectual property.'

'I've lost my job, my wife and kids, the house, what the hell else could possibly go wrong?!"

Founding Fathers

"What are the odds of it happening again?"

I.D. Cards Protest Group - Database of members: Name, Age, Address, Income, Occupation, Marital status...

Murphy and his brother 'sod' at work on their now famous law.

Carlos conquers his fear of heights

Exam Period

"Cheer up, mate, it might never...oh, God!"

A patient bill of rights doesn't scare me.

'Look it's in the constitution!!'

'Isn't being self-centred a disability?'

Press Freedom for Us, Not for Assange

'I'm Tort Law, you want Murphy's...'

'Soldier, we don't discuss Murphy's Law and the War on Terror in the same breath around here!'