Murder Mystery Prints

"Your wife had a macabre sense of decor."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

$1: Family Secrets

"I said slime."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"There's something I have to tell you."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

Sphinx Comes Alive

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'