Murder Mystery Maverick Prints

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

'I sometimes wonder if these endless meetings accomplish anything.'

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Targets.

"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

Gene Therapy

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

'Who wants the talking stick?'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

"I liked it better when you used gobbledygook."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"Anything goes today: I want this to be a free and open discussion of my entrenched positions."

'I say we try it.'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

Management Speak - reading between the lines: "This new role would involve some extra responsibilities." "He wants me too work twice as hard."

'Beasley, you're a good communicator, look down the table and make eye contact for me!'

"We have a REALLY high turnover rate here."

"Oops! Wrong plug."

'A simple, 'profits are up', would have sufficed.'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

"Let's all go out & get drunk."