Municipal Bond Investor Pillows

'Today, tax free municipals rose...on news that what's important is not how much you earn, but how much you get to keep!'

Networking

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

'I invest in emerging markets.'

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

Investments: Buy local! Our 'Value' funds are all New York values.

'Happy anniversary! It's a season pass for us to go to marriage counseling.'

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

The End of Economic Stimulus is Near!

'Not a bad day. I started a phony company in computer lab, made a public stock offering over lunch hour and socked away fifteen million into an off-shore bank account before afternoon recess!'

Pork bellies 3 times a day...cookbook for the commodities investor.

"I wish we hadn't voted for this now"

"You were right. I should have split my money between high risk stocks and safe bonds."

'It's the typical NBA player's portfolio; you know, nothing but Net stocks.'

'You're at the dangerous age, Mr Frubman. Have you considered buying some 'dangerous stocks'?'

"Well there's a script and a baddie right there!..."

R. Dough, M.D. - Eye, Ear, Nose, Throat & Big Pharma Stock.

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

'Don't fret about losing, boys! I bought the team to offset taxable capital gains!'

'Of course, that's just a 'ballpark' figure for the cost of building a new stadium.'