Municipal Affairs Prints

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

Unsafe Drain Covers!

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

'We're out of duct tape.'

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Trumpled

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."

Bureau of Spending Decreases and Deficit Reduction - 'Wait a minute! How can that be?'

'Mr. President, we have evidence of al-Quaida activity in north Iraq...'

Secret Service Phone Data... Scheduled to Delete...

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

'Don't worry. he always does that right before he raises taxes.'