Municipal Affairs Prints

"It's come to my attention that our sister city has been borrowing our city's clothes without even asking."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

SF NO

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

'We're out of duct tape.'

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

Unsafe Drain Covers!

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

"We've been campaigning for years to encourage central government to delegate more powers to local authorities..."

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

The Thing That Won't Leave

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

Memo Mania

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

Trumpled

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."

Bureau of Spending Decreases and Deficit Reduction - 'Wait a minute! How can that be?'

'Mr. President, we have evidence of al-Quaida activity in north Iraq...'

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

James Clapper Resigns US National Director of Intelligence

"Someone's screwed up. . . there's apiece of road here no-one's working on!"