Munchies Lover Mugs

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Snacks

"Well, yeah - I am hungry. Dang, it's like you can read my mind."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Nah, dude, I'm Tokey Bear. Smokey's on vacation. Hey you got any snacks?"

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

"Blueberry muffins. My wife made them."

'It sold for how much!'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

Meditation Munchies

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

Just say no.

Doomed Food Group

Fiends reunited

"Did you order the, eye of newt and bat's wing topping?"

"And I thought I was a screamer!"

"Oh God, look at the colors in that sunset! Pull over, like anywhere...I have the munchies...heh..."

Every dog except the chow has a pink tongue: The chow's tongue is jet black.

Naughty Food

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

Monster eating furniture,

Medical Marijuana Prescrptions

Many Marijuana Dispensaries also offer Snacks

Weed Bear

'Get the Munchies yet.'

"Well, it's like this - the WIFI password may be at the bottom of a cup of coffee, or it might be at the bottom of a muffin wrapper. So which would you like to order first?"

"Manna's good for the munchies."

Werewolf Campfire

"Thank you for waiting, your call is important to us. But not as important as this delicious chocolate muffin I'm eating."

"Another? I'm beginning to wonder if these doggie treats are addictive?"

Mother annoyed at son drying plates in the toaster