
'I make Swiss army knives.'
Start their day with a mug that celebrates the multitool artisan’s crafty mindset—funny, clever, and perfect for their workshop or kitchen.
'I make Swiss army knives.'
Shoe Shine/Lace Tie
Swiss army knife
"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."
'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'
Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.
"Take the off this minute, young lady."
From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor
'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'
Internet Cafe.
Education and Apprenticeships
New Swiss Army Knife
Luthier
From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor
About the potter.
Pottery Slam
"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."
"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."
"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."
Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...
Your performance since you came here suggests you may have lied on your resume.
"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."
Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.
Artisanal Pottery
Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple
'I ran into a whittler.'
Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer
"Kip paints caves."
The biggest fish.
"...this one has even a little emergency phone to ring the hospital if you cut yourself."
Dip Pen and Grindstone
Cottage Industry
Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May
Cheesemaker
Swiss Army garden tool
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