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A Hammerhead shark watching two Televisions.

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'There's nothing on.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

Star Wars Audience

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

'Now that's Real TV!'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

'Wow! These advancements in TV make the news even more frightening.'

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

"It's 100% commercials."

Wordplay: Me.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

"Dinner will be ready soon, I hear the pizza truck rounding the corner."

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

'Not another elimination show!'

"You seem very remote."