Multiple Choice Master Mugs

"In a multiple choice exam if in doubt always go for D, because that's about what grade you'll end up with!"

'Do you find my opinions: a) well informed? b) insightful? c) ...?'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

"Could I ask just one question?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Balancing work and family

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Why do you need so many computers?

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Creative entrepreneur at work

National Coffee Day

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"Streaming"

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."