Multifunctional Enthusiast Prints

'The collar is imported from China. For some reason it converts to a wok.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Swiss Army Stove.

Sign Him.

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Garden of Earthly Delights

The News in Capsule Form.

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

Piano eight hands.

Swiss army justice.

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

New York Man

Multitasking.

Swiss Army garden tool

Man and woman with laundry

"...this one has even a little emergency phone to ring the hospital if you cut yourself."

Geography. And there's another continent, Antartica, on the very bottom. How cool is that?!

"Mom!!"

Swiss firm solves problems of getting mobile devices to interact

"Can you believe it? He's a hunter-gatherer AND artist."

"On the plus side, it's nice to be doing something together."

Albert Einstein

"Boy, that Isaac Newton is one smart cookie!"

"Hang on a minute! #Totesinlabour!"

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Each night Lily said her prayers... As the fleas and gnats do bite and gnaw my skin, so shall the worms eat and consume me, in the dirt and dust of the Lord's earth. Amen. And each night her prayers freaked her parents out."