Multicultural Ponderer Mugs

SAUER KRAUT, 'Sometimes I think Rome is getting TOO multicultural.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

Artist chained to his drawing.

Frog Baby Names

Writer

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"Half full, or half empty? Do you want a positive spin, or a negative spin?"

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"now let's try one without the tusks."

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

Diversity Does Not Include Class

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

Rodins rotten juggler

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'