Multicultural Maven Gifts

"You're looking for an international expert? I'm your man! My computer is from China, the desk is from Romania and my clothes are made in Bangladesh!"

"Lack of diversity is definitely an issue."

"I love the fact that we live in a multicultural city: We can eat a whole variety of ethnic breads..."

Times Change in Camden Town

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Farmer's Market.

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

I have a dream.

Business News: Economic Growth Indicators are Up, Led By Car Repairs, Divorce Costs, Open Heart Surgeries and Toxic Waste Cleanups.

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

BUS, 'I've got all my money tied up in securitized mortgages or mortgaged securities -- I forget which.'

Sensitivity Reader

"You've heard of the bank that likes to say 'yes' well we're the bank that likes to laugh in your face unless you've got an 80% deposit."

Sugestshun Box: Spelling test.

'What do you mean you've done more for me than my mother did?'

Snake charming the telephone.

"If I'm going to spend any time in here you need to do something about your dandruff!"