Multi-tasking Prints

'With so little free time, you have to learn to multi-task...'

"Have you got a hand free to help me?"

'Remember I said I wish I had more arms so I could get more things done? Well the doctor took care of that problem.'

"It's great for multicrastinating."

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Expert Expert

'Sir, Tri - cities products on lines 1, 2 and 3.'

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

Jack of all trades

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Food deliverer's baby.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"I had to skip my workout."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

Multi-Tasking

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"